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2016/05/07

America’s attempts at peace talks with the White House continue to be met with lies, stalling tactics, and bad faith

Trump suggests creating ‘Muslim database’; Obama symbolically protests by shredding White House guest logs beginning 2009

Iran breaks its pinky-swear promise not to support terrorism; US State Department vows rock-paper-scissors strategic response

Women across the country cheer as racist Democrat president on $20 bill is replaced by black pro-gun Republican

Federal Reserve solves budget crisis by writing itself a 20-trillion-dollar check

Widows, orphans claim responsibility for Brussels airport bombing

Che Guevara’s son hopes Cuba’s communism will rub off on US, proposes a long list of people the government should execute first

Susan Sarandon: “I don’t vote with my vagina.” Voters in line behind her still suspicious, use hand sanitizer

New Hampshire votes for socialist Sanders, changes state motto to “Live FOR Free or Die”

Statisticians: one out of three Bernie Sanders supporters is just as dumb as the other two

Hillary campaign denies accusations of smoking-gun evidence in her emails, claims they contain only smoking-circumstantial-gun evidence

Barack Obama finds out from CNN that Hillary Clinton spent four years being his Secretary of State

Obama stops short of firing US Congress upon realizing the difficulty of assembling another group of such tractable yes-men

Obama: ‘If I had a city, it would look like Ferguson’

Democrats vow to burn the country down over Ted Cruz statement, ‘The overwhelming majority of violent criminals are Democrats’

Russia’s trend to sign bombs dropped on ISIS with “This is for Paris” found response in Obama administration’s trend to sign American bombs with “Return to sender”

Archeologists discover remains of what Barack Obama has described as unprecedented, un-American, and not-who-we-are immigration screening process in Ellis Island

Mizzou protests lead to declaring entire state a “safe space,” changing Missouri motto to “The don’t show me state”

Green energy fact: if we put all green energy subsidies together in one-dollar bills and burn them, we could generate more electricity than has been produced by subsidized green energy

State officials improve chances of healthcare payouts by replacing ObamaCare with state lottery

NASA’s new mission to search for racism, sexism, and economic inequality in deep space suffers from race, gender, and class power struggles over multibillion-dollar budget

Progressive scientists: Truth is a variable deduced by subtracting ‘what is’ from ‘what ought to be’

ISIS opens suicide hotline for US teens depressed by climate change and other progressive doomsday scenarios

‘Wear hijab to school day’ ends with spontaneous female circumcision and stoning of a classmate during lunch break

ISIS releases new, even more barbaric video in an effort to regain mantle from Planned Parenthood

Pope outraged by Planned Parenthood’s “unfettered capitalism,” demands equal redistribution of baby parts to each according to his need

John Kerry accepts Iran’s “Golden Taquiyya” award, requests jalapenos on the side

John Kerry proposes 3-day waiting period for all terrorist nations trying to acquire nuclear weapons

Cuba opens to affordable medical tourism for Americans who can’t afford Obamacare deductibles

Junior Varsity takes Ramadi, advances to quarterfinals

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