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2017/06/30

Black Clouds Over the Rainbow

In case you weren’t aware because you’re some kind of bigoted and closeted asshole, this is Pride Month. Across our rainbow-colored planet, men who enjoy shoving other men’s penises in their anuses strut on city streets publicly declaring to the world that they’re proud of what they do. Joining them are women with a seasoned taste for halibut as well as men who say they’re women and women who say they’re men—what used to be known as “liars.”

They were all having a gay old time until the black people showed up. Complicating matters even more amusingly, many of the black people were themselves gay. But they were also proud of being black, and as we all know, that matters.

During the Capitol Pride parade in DC earlier this month, a group of organized black sodomites calling themselves No Justice No Pride blocked the parade route. In Columbus, OH, police made four arrests after black activists foiled yet another gay parade to draw attention to the acquittal of a Hispanic cop who shot and killed a black man named Philando Castile.

“They were all having a gay old time until the black people showed up.”

In Toronto last week—despite being personally invited as guests of honor—Black Lives Matter sourpusses entirely shut down a parade of hapless mustachioed white men in leather ass chaps and five-hundred-pound naked white lesbians painted like the planet Earth. Barking like a chocolate Rottweiler through a megaphone, Toronto BLM cofounder Alexandria Williams hectored the helpless homos about how they supposedly support and are enabled by a “historical and current culture of anti-blackness.” This past weekend, the same angry blacks descended like dark clouds over rainbow celebrations across the land.

Why in tarnation are these nutmegs so angry?

For one thing, they claim that gay clubs discriminate against them. Whether it’s through dress codes or carding them upon entry or even claiming that the club is packed when it’s obviously empty, gay blacks are shrieking to the high heavens that they can’t go in and have a nice drink and possibly contract an incurable STD just like privileged white gays can. In Philly’s gay ghetto—known as the “Gayborhood”—black fury erupted at the release of a surreptitious recording of a local gay club owner saying the word “nigger” and complaining that black patrons are the only ones who keep begging for free drink tickets. Based on nothing more than an ad for a Manhattan bar that featured white and Hispanic muscle fags, a recent article sincerely asked, “Is a NYC gay bar excluding black patrons”?

According to Isaiah Wilson, who apparently receives a paycheck from something called the National Black Justice Coalition, the LGBT movement has been “whitewashed” and the alleged “contributions” of black homosexuals and trannies have been “devalued.”

Exactly what were they contributing besides semen?

In an article for the increasingly ridiculous Huffington Post, a young black rump-wrangler named Donovan Trott chides white male cum-guzzlers for not engaging in interracial sex: “An Open Letter To Gay, White Men: No, You’re Not Allowed To Have A Racial Preference.” Yet at the same time, he bashes gay whites who actually have a sexual desire for Asian males as “rice queens” and slams whites who like black males as “chocolate chasers.” So you’re racist if you don’t want to fellate them and you’re racist if you do. These white fags can’t catch a break!

When gays started referring to their thrust for political power as “the new civil rights movement,” many blacks blanched at the notion. After all, when blacks were being denied restaurant tables and forced to drink from inferior water fountains, gay whites could just blend in and pretend they weren’t gay.

But da blacks can’t be blamed for disliking da gays. Despite the fact that homosexuality is illegal in 34 African countries, this is obviously the result of white colonialism, even though to my knowledge homosexuality is not illegal in any white countries.

In 2008, it was California’s black voters who voted 70% in favor of anti-gay-marriage Proposition 8, providing the edge to victory. As recently as 2016, black Americans still opposed gay marriage by a fifteen-point margin compared to whites.

I remember reading that on Election Night in 2008, frantic gaylords were mincing hysterically through the streets of West Hollywood, cursing “niggers” at the top of their lungs. A month later at a marriage equality rally in LA, a black man named Geoffrey remembers being screamed at by white turd-burglars:

It was like being at a Klan rally except the Klansmen were wearing Abercrombie polos and Birkenstocks. YOU NIGGER, one man shouted at men. If your people want to call me a FAGGOT, I will call you a nigger.

Supposedly there’s tons of “racism in the LGBT community.” There are Jew-hating lesbians who blame Judaism for creating patriarchy and who resent the Jew God for destroying Sodom and Gomorrah. Twenty-six percent of gay Parisians supported Marine Le Pen, compared to only 16 percent of straights. (I thought all Parisians were gay.) Harmful stereotypes about well-hung and aggressive black males and effeminate and poorly endowed Asian males persist throughout the gay community, despite the fact that scientific evidence about penis size and testosterone levels tend to legitimize such hateful ideas. To combat such noxious bigotry, there are racial identity groups for not only gay Hispanics, blacks, and Asians, but also for gay aborigines, Injuns, and gypsies. Yet, there are currently few, if any, gay advocacy groups for whites except on the cattier fringes of the Alt-Right.

In an attempt to make peace with nonwhite Sons of Sodom, the City of Brotherly Love recently unveiled a new rainbow flag that added brown and black stripes. Some outraged white poofs insisted that they also add a white stripe, but let’s face it—with the addition of the black and brown stripes, white gays are basically waving a white flag, anyway. They’re also lying down prostrate and begging, “please don’t hit me” every time that blacks, gay or not, show up and start yelling at them.

Will the “black community” and white gays finally make their peace? Lord, I hope not. Ever since Cultural Marxism destroyed comedy, these sorts of intersectional catfights are the funniest things in the world.

[Byline Jim Goad]

29 June 2017
The Burning Platform (edited)

Everywhere is freaks and hairies /dykes and fairies, tell me where is sanity.

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